Wisdoms from Babudom

Great lessons that the world of babus - Babudom has for us to learn..
1. Corruption in our world is like a layer of dust on a piece of machinery - nobody bothers to clean it nor does it get thicker with time.
2. बन के रहो पगला, तोह काम करेगा अगला!!
Acting stupid is the best way to avoid work. We work efficiently, and we are made to slog like a donkey.
3. The 'Poker' is a babus best friend.
Staplers, paper clips, pins, punching machines and all stationary gets lost in the muddle called our 'office' but the poker (to make holes) always remains by our side!
4. When in Babudom, do as the babus do. You simply don't ask Why.
5. The earlier one reaches 'office' to work, the closer he is to the rank of a clerk!